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Malfunction in Love

We have collected some pick up moves which you should avoid when you meet your date.   We have collected these instances and situations from real life and believe me these are big turn off.

Top 7 Stupid pick up moves.

Number 7:
Cheesy pickup lines.
In this business of love originality counts a lot and when it comes to the pick up lines, we are sure; girls know all most all the line.  And we tell you one thing that, all girls finds all these lines lame and they feel like laughing it over.  So we suggest try to be more expressive in your own word, please don’t take help of stupid lines like "Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?”  We tell you, it’s like loosing your battle before sounding the bugle.

Number 6:
Swearing on every small thing.
This game is all about confidence and if you’re like swearing on every small thing to justify yourself.  Buddy, we will advice you to go back and learn this art to the perfection first.  Swearing on every thing will create doubt for you in others mind.  So stop swearing and see the magic.

Number 5:
Making bodily noise.
Manners, manners! is what is required to impress and woman always loves a guy that knows how to behave. Tooting out farts and burps while your hand is down the front of your pants will not help your cause.  Yeah! woman wants her guy to be comfortable but you don’t get overboard with this comfort ability factor.  So just remember when the girl is around you or your on date just avoid actions like cleaning your ears, cleaning your teeth with match, digging into your nose or any other irritating action.  Be polished in front of your date.

Number 4:
Focusing on your gal.
Woman likes to get pamper in each and every possible manner.  So give them what they want, don’t talks much about you like bamboo!, always ask to tell her about herself.  Try to avoid dominating the conversation and please stop talking about your fishing records or any bear party you had on the roof of your house. And when she is least bothered about knowing you, don't try show off -- no one cares how many pushups you can do. Act like a normal human being and don't try too hard to sell yourself.

Number 3:
Moving round and round to one topic of sex.
Women think all men have only one thing in their mind and that is sex.  And while that may be true, there's no need to confirm it. Being extra flirtatious with your acts will lead her to think that you are too desperate for only one thing called sex.  A good sense of humor can act as a really good tool for you to impress your date but, you have to use your humor in subtle manner and this will make her come back to you again and again.

Number 2:
Getting drunk.
No doubt alcohol act as magic water in giving you confidence and yeah! it does taste good. But there is flip side to it alcohol and can go against you. You can end up doing dumb things and end up making you look like an idiot. So in spite of being overboard with magic water called alcohol you can always show your have control during the happy hours and be sure, you will not end the evening date in toilet!!.

Number 1:
Starring her boobies.
This is a rule, stop starring her personal asset. They say the eyes are the windows to the soul, so try looking there for a change. Believe me your date will appreciate you, if you can maintain your conversation with her at eye level.  Once you accomplish in getting her with you, she will automatically let you to concentrate on her asset. So be smart and show you decency at the first level, remember slow and steady wins the race.